The first step is admitting...

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 14: Gabe makes his major media debut! Some of you might remember that back in April 2006, the New York Observer ran a short column about the engagement of Margery and Dan.

This is a nice bookend.

"Baby boozer," eh? Well, if the label fits... It's probably a good thing the item was written last week. A proper update would include Gabe's trips to local watering holes Floyd (Monday) and Trout (Tuesday). It's not that we have a problem, by the way; it's just that going to bars is a lot more fun than going to parks or bookstores (at least for now).